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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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hashtag-loser:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

This is my favorite gif of all time

The party don’t start till I walk in 

a-thelittledevil:

hashtag-loser:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

This is my favorite gif of all time

The party don’t start till I walk in 

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kaylabanana797:

I exercise… My right to sit on this couch and do absolutely nothing.

Photo 17 Apr 105,030 notes avi-g:

this was very relaxing to look at

avi-g:

this was very relaxing to look at

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Video 17 Apr 3,434 notes
Cook and Naomi parallels

" You and me both, girl. You and me both. "

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Quote 17 Apr 34,379 notes
Parks And Recreation is criminally underrated and one of the best ensembles on TV. They figured out how to make comedy out of people who like things, as opposed to the usual sitcom where it’s just people being awful to each other. Turns out passion can heighten things in the same way that conflict does. And that delights me.
— Tim Carvell, head writer for The Daily Show (Rolling Stone Sept. 2013) (via katiepoole912)
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If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.
— Crazy Sexy Khool (via crazysexykhool)
Text 17 Apr 120,674 notes

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me

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